I’m not saying I cuss a lot, but….
Tag: funny
No Mal, You May Not…
Me: “Mal, leave the cat alone before she gets mad and bites your face off.”
Mal: “Can I bite her back?”
Couldn’t Even Keep a Straight Face
After hearing Scarlett got in trouble for yelling at her teacher today(amongst other things).
Me: “Scarlett, do we yell at our teacher?”
Scarlett: “No, we inside voice at our teacher.”
Yeah, Just Like That!
Me: *coughing*
Paul: “Stop being a trend setter!”(He and Damian have both started coughing)
Damian: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It’s like when you start something big.”
Damian: “Oh, like a Tycoon Mary?”
/Facepalm
