Overheard in a store-
Do you think this shirt will stretch to fit me?
Back away from the racks lady. Turn around and walk away slowly.
If You Have to Ask, The Answer is No.
Overheard in a store-
Do you think this shirt will stretch to fit me?
Back away from the racks lady. Turn around and walk away slowly.
I think I once overheard that said by some heifer shopping in the Size 2 section of Nordstrom’s Lingerie . Not sure why I was there…
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That was my sister! What the hell is she doing down in the States?
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Teeheehee.
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hmmmm
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Were you in OV?
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At one time in my life, i’m embarrassed to say, I would have been caught saying this 😀 I am reformed now though thank God
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I have also overheard:
Do you think I could shrink to fit this shirt?
Again, the answer is NO – buy a bigger size or don’t buy it at all!
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been there/worn that
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I guess she has a different definition of “fit”.
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Ok now that’s just funny!
but hey – using that logic does that mean when I ask if certain pants make my butt look big the answer is “no “Thank the lawd! I’ve always wondered about that 😉
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Hahahahaha!
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Um, NO!
LOL!
DrunkenHoney~BlogHoppin’!
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One of my fave sites for stuff like this is Overheard Lines – it always makes me laugh!
Blog Hoppin’,
Balancing Hops
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so true
Blog hopping–HP
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Good answer! LOL! Will it stretch? Gimme a break!
Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin’! 🙂
“Margarita Mom”
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LMAO … I’ve seen so many of those ladies too!
Senora Patron drinkin’ and bloggin’ on a Saturday night.
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bwahaha.. I can’t tell you how many people I see everyday that *should* have asked that question (and decided against it (or need a more honest friend!) )
Madaise ~ Blog Hopper
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This is hilarious. I’m so glad I stumbled upon your blog from a recommendation from Zoot this morning.
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Oh, OK….so that’s NOT a good thing to say??
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