Damian is sitting at the kitchen bar as I am unloading the dishwasher, and I happen to look up and see him sticking his hand in and out of his cup of ice water. The same hand that I know has been in his pull-up, in his nostrils and god only knows where else.
“Damian! Get your hand out of there! You do NOT put your hand in your drink! That’s yucky!!”
Once again giving me that Mom’s Gone Dumb look.
“Mommy, it not my drink. It brother’s drink!”
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LOL! Priceless!
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Too funny! Kids do the most disgusting things. Part of their charm….
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If he could have, he’s have said, “Semantics, Mom. If you’re gonna scold me, at least get the pronouns right.”
Herrrlarious!
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I say that exact sentence 100 + times a day and get the same results..it’s a conspiracy š
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Bwahahaha! Was he getting even for something?
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At least he has his priorities straight, right? Dirty up his brother’s drink and not his own. Makes sense to me. š
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