Due to a popular game of the same name, I get hits to my blog daily for people looking for things like ‘oblivion boobs’ or ‘marry in oblivion’. I can only guess people want their characters in this game to get married so they can then see the boobs? I feel it only right to tell those unfortunate souls the boob watching kinda goes out the window after marriage, sorry.
Today we hit an all new low in Oblivion search terms.
Oblivion hooker.
Guess who is the number one hit for that little phrase?
Who the hell tattled about my day job??? I was saving up for BlogHer dangit!
Ooooh! You’ll have to hold your own panel and give us all tips.
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Marry in oblivian……….the possibilities of the meanings of this are endless! 🙄
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That makes my “areola through see through shirt” seem petty. Although, methinks your googlers and my googlers may be roommates.
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I have the most boring Googlers ever. I need to start writing more about boobs!
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My googlers are all pervs. “watch me do this” and “watch me do that” and “do you want to watch me while I…” and well, you get the picture. It’s amazing what people actually want to watch.
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shaking boobs are all the rage over on the island.
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Right, because airfare and hotel are pretty expensive after all! I mean there are worse ways to get money for BlogHer.
😕
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oh I have the worst googlers of all time! I have posted some before but, I will do it again just for you! The nasty people on the internet. give your blog a bath!
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I am right up there with Elizabeth on her post, mine are boring too, unless of course you count the crazy brunette fetish guy. 😯 WOW!
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Seriously, I just had to say I got a google hit of “who will spank me in Minnesota?”
ewwwwww
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