I heard my best friend’s voice in my head all day long- “I hate people, they get on my nerves.” People did get on my nerves, all day long. Every time I turned around, something pissed me off.
Yes, I am crabbybitchybloatedcrampyandwantingtoripsomeonesfuckingheadoff..Got a problem with that?
Better yet, wanna join me for some pina colada ice cream with a side of chocolate?
Mmmm, yeah, I’ll join you. Can we make that ice cream made with real Pina Colada though? Little Man is with his daddy and I’m feeling sorry for myself and need a nice strong drink.
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I’m on my way.
Cakehead can bring some cake, too. I’ll bring extra liquor. We’ll be set.
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Absolutely! I’m so there…virtually.
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Is there rum in the Pina Colada ice cream? If so, I’m there. If not, I’m still there, I’m just going to stop for some rum first.
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Screw the ice cream. Let’s just make pina coladas followed by chocolate martinis.
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Me too. 😡
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Whew…glad I’m out of town!
Hey, we’re back on our regular cycles it seems where there is only two good weeks every month where neither of us is PMS’ing! Woohoo!
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I just wrote a similar post and I feel exactly that way today.
somepeoplegetonmyfuckingnervesIcannottakeitanymore
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Right there with ya, hon. Had THAT doctor appt yesterday, and let me tell you, nothing will put you in a worse mood than that. Except that I noticed I’d gained 7 lbs since last year’s appt. Grrr.
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Hey, I thought woman had to live together to be on the same cycle… who knew it could cross state lines?! Must be in the air… well, not really … eew.
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Now I will have that song in my head. Just one of those days…that a girl goes through… when I’m angry inside…
Oops sorry ’bout that. Yeah, I was so there last week.
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🙂 i miss you! Im glad i could be in your head! And saying something i say a lot!
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I’m so there! But I’ll be bringing lotsa rum for STRONG pina coladas instead of ice cream. That’ll help much better!
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