Weird Google Searches #1

I am probably the only mommyblogger out there who hasn’t shared her weird search hits yet, so for lack of a better post tonight πŸ˜‰

“kenmore appliences”
I wonder if they were looking to get a breast reduction also?

“how did sex just happened”
The usual story is he tripped and his penis just fell right into her. Either way he’s lying.

“oblivion boobs”
You got the wrong place buddy. I’m still pushing for a boob job. 😎

“lack of motivation 8 year old”
I’ve found taking away tv and games cures this pretty well.

” public exhibionist”
Crud, did I let the honeymoon story slip???? 😯

“my husband wants me to pee on him”
Like you don’t spend enough time cleaning up other people’s messes??

And my personal favorite…

” suburban oblivion”
Why? Because they search it every. single. day.

Wouldn’t it be easier just to bookmark it? ❓

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12 thoughts on “Weird Google Searches #1

  1. That’s exactly what I wonder when I see like 10-20 searches a day for “Bitchy Mom”. It’s like, are they looking for my blog? Or are people just really interested in mom’s who like to bitch a lot?!

    I get some of the weirdest searches too… I should blog about them sometime! πŸ˜›

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  2. Oh, man…I needed a good laugh! Mine have been boring lately (’cause ma blog’s been boring!), so I don’t have any good ones to share…not as good as accidental sex and a husband who wants to pee on his wife anyway!!!

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  3. My searches are boring, but it always baffles me when someone searches for my exact URL. I guess that could just be a mistake thinking that they were putting it in the address field but were actually were putting it in the search field. In which case I suppose I should be honored that someone other than me has my URL memorized. πŸ˜€

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  4. Hi Suburban,

    I thought you might enjoy this search term that found my blog:

    “my staffordshire bull terrier testicles have not dropped”

    Charming.

    By the way, I’m decent enough to subscribe to your RSS feed so never darken your search terms with such ridiculous terms.

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