I was miserable, and lay there in bed crying as I thought of the many ways he didn’t live up to my expectations, and why I should divorce him and move on.
Then I woke up happy, feeling great, other than that my period seems to be coming on AGAIN.
Fucking hormones. I swear sometimes I hate being a woman.
I’m still breastfeeding and unbelievably hormonal. At 14 wks postpartum, and still no period, I’m loving part of it, but the hair loss, weeping, emotional withdrawal and just-plain-hermity behavior, I’m wishing I’d just go on and bleed!
sheesh! It DOES suck to be a woman. But NO WAY do I want to be a man!
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I hear ya on those hormones! I have a mini freak out like that probably once a month or every few months.
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Oh good, I’m not the only one…..
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LOL! I have days like that a LOT! Too bad you can’t fantasize about divorcing your kids! 😉
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I totally understand.
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Totally understand. But I wouldn’t want to be a man, either. I mean, balls. Ugh. Need I say more?
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Darn hormones! I’m already an over-emotional freakazoid; and the day before the good ole bitch makes her appearance I pretty much become a raving lunatic. Take some Midol, have too much chocolate, and do NOTHING productive today. You deserve it.
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I feel your pain. I was very hormonal last weekend. I think I’ve had my moments this week too. I still haven’t started my period though, which is frustrating in itself.
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Oh yeah..been there…thought that..
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hahah – i’ve been having the same kind of day – and i hate to say it but just seeing it in words made me laugh out loud in cubeville
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Don’t worry, when breast feeding ends menopause is just around the corner.
Cheers
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If you are like me you cry and think to yourself… “How am I supposed to run with 3 kids? Now I know why he got me pregnant so many times! Bastard!”
And then I fall asleep
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Those hermens…I know!
I’ve fantasized about divorcing my kids too. Though not to the extent in detail as I’ve fantasized about divorcing my hubby.
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Gotta love the hormones!
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Oh man…been there. Crazy hormones.
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OMG that was hilarious.
Again
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It’s really not fair, no?
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I don’t know what you all are talking about. I am a complete angel, ALL THE TIME. Of course, my husband seems to bitch, moan & complain about my behavior a hell of a lot more towards the end of every month. What’s up with him?
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Twice a month I secretly wish that my husband would have an affair so I could kick him to the curb.
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First timer. This is the perfect blog post. Concise and yet fully descriptive. Can’t you gals learn to deal with it after, I don’t know, 10 or 20 years of getting your little friend? I only ask you this because you can’t smack me like my wife can.
The crazy part is…we can’t live without you. Ah the insanity.
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You know, I hear the horror stories all the time about the monthly visitor, but I have yet to be on the wrong end of a bad one. I swear I would never know when my wife has one if it wasn’t for the end of sex for a few days. Does this mean that she is secretly hating me for a few days every month?
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