I’d Like to Thank Kenmore Appliances For My Unanticipated Breast Reduction

Kenmore super capacity dryer- $359

Tide Simple Pleasures detergent in Lavender and Vanilla- $5.99

Tide Simple Pleasures fabric softener in Lavender and Vanilla- $4.39

Bubbles to keep kids busy while mom does laundry- $1.29

Library book to read while waiting on clothes to dry- $0

Realizing you accidentally threw your water bra in the wash and it is now completely flat(as will be your chest)- PRICELESS

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22 thoughts on “I’d Like to Thank Kenmore Appliances For My Unanticipated Breast Reduction

  1. I have friends who wear water bras. I have large voluptuous breasts that are real and fabulous… or at least that is what I keep telling myself, having nursed 3-going on 4 babies. What I wouldn’t give for a little perk me up!

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  2. I could be wrong, but I *think* this particular blog could qualify as a list Sara. It looks like a list. It reads like a list. I believe it’s a list!

    Welcome to the Dark Side! Let’s have a dark side water bra shopping trip! We can make a list of the stores we want to shop, color bras to look for…..

    hahahahaha!

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  3. Ohh my I am so sorry, my friend’s mm washed her water bra when we were in high school. She didn’t even relize her daughter had on. When my friend fliped out about it her mom was like where in hell did you get that. lol

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  4. OH MY! Loved this post!!! I wore a water bra for my wedding… my husband was already down with my “false advertising!” I left the water bra down stairs and asked her to fetch it for me… her, “wow – this is some bra” (2 hours before I walked down the isle) will be with me forever! For good or for bad!

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  5. LOL. I keep picturing that scene from Will and Grace. Remember that? Sorry to hear about your loss. I wish I needed a water bra. I definitely could use a reduction, but that will never happen.

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  6. I have never even heard of a water bra. I guess that because I have boobs in too big and constant backsize, will get reduced or chopped off after next child size boobs. I don’t know which would be better.

    I am sorry about your bra. I know how important mine are to me.

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