Wanna Know a Secret?

I’ll share one of mine, but you have to share one of yours in return.

I have one of those Olay facial cleansers boxes on the side of my jacuzzi tub alongside my bath salts, foot scrubber, and other miscellaneous make-me-gorgeous implements we females torture ourselves with. Only the box does not contain face cloths. I hide dark chocolate squares in there, and eat one every time I take a bath. I am the only person in the house who likes dark [tag]chocolate[/tag], so I have no reason to hide it, other than it makes eating it that much more of a guilty pleasure πŸ˜‰

Now, tell me a [tag]secret[/tag]!

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29 thoughts on “Wanna Know a Secret?

  1. OMG! The Hubs and I were just discussing this yesterday! We have a ‘stash’ in the garage of our junk food that we don’t share!

    jacuzzi?? Must be nice!

    As for a secret?…

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  2. OMG! That is funny. I have xanax in my closet that my mil gives me for when I can’t sleep. I never take them they are just there.

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  3. hey, your blog is looking good! Love the little voting thingy… I wanna get me one of those.
    So, I love your secret. What a great idea. Too bad my bathroom is the size of a postage stamp, so there’s no WAY I could ever get away with something like that. My secret? Probably that sometimes in the AM I pretend like I’m fast awake when my son gets up, forcing my husband to get up and fix breakfast. πŸ˜‰ but don’t we all??

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  4. I have assorted Halloween, Valentine, and Easter candy snagged from the children in a small plastic box in the top of my closet that comes out after the door is locked and the water is running.

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  5. My secret is that if I kept a box of dark chocolate by my bathtub I would weigh 500 pounds but I would be the cleanest son of a gun you ever met.

    My other secret is that I’m nearly 30 years old and I have spent actual time and effort putting my myspace friends list in just the right order. Because shit like that matters to me.

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  6. I have a stash of chocolate in my night stand. Under all the sex toys. I know the kids won’t look there!

    And I keep a pack of cigs (shhh, I know, very bad) hidden in the bill folder.

    I’m going to hell. But I will enjoy my trip there.

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  7. Hmmm…a light secret then. No deep dark secrets if all you’re giving me a hidden candy secret. hehe!

    Um, um, um. I think I have too many dark secrets that keeping light secrets just doesn’t seem worth it to me. I can’t think of any! Other than I repetitively look for one particular old boyfriend on the internet every couple of months. And that’s nothing to write home about. though I’m thinking of having a secret stash of cigs in my freezer like melanie.

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  8. I can’t think of any secrets, either. I’m too boring.

    I should keep those whopper eggs hidden so that Tate will stop looking at me crosswise every time I eat half a bag.

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  9. My family loooooves my chocolate chip cookies, but I love them more than I should. My secret is that I hide them from Stinkerbell. And when I share, I will not let her have any from my plate. I love her and all, but there are limits, after all!

    Linking here from Jennifer’s Playgroups blog.

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  10. My secret??? I don’t like chocolate but on a very rare occasion. I have been told I am an insult to women everywhere πŸ™‚

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  11. Thought of one! Actually I ‘forgot’ about it until just now…. Of my ‘secret’ stash, in the garage, I have ice cream- that I DON’T share. I eat in in the morning before the kids gets up! Ice cream for breakfast! All my childhood dreams are coming true! I can also stay up as late as I want now too! πŸ˜‰

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  12. Other than the Harliquin Romance I had in Europe with 4 different men (all of them named either Ramone or Pablo) during a weekend trip that will go down in history as the best damn wedding present ever! I have no secrets… hehehe

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  13. I’m pretty boring too. I guess the only thing I can say is I have my quirks that people who do not know me, know nothing about, but they aren’t secrets.

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  14. I have many but this post reminds me of a post I wrote awhile back about how I hide chocolate Donette’s in the dryer. For reasons beyond me my hubby opened the dryer for the first time in his life and busted me!

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  15. What a great idea! All I need know is a jacuzzi tub.

    If I told you my secret, I would have to do away with you. j/k. πŸ˜‰

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  16. lol Jennifer – I do that ALL the time, works especially well this time of year when hubby’s allergies totally screw with his sense of smell πŸ™‚

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  17. LOL! I blogged a bunch of my secrets a few weeks ago. At the time my hidden food one was that I was keeping non-chocolate snacks in the stand mixer so my DH wouldn’t eat them. (I had given up chocolate for Lent and he kept eating my non-chocolate goodies!)

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  18. that’s a good one.

    i hide my dildo in under the sink and look at it everytime i change the toilet paper. i don’t use it, i just stare at it and remember that i was once a freak in the sheets. now, i just wash the sheets.

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  19. You are my freakin’ hero! Here’s my secret…I have been known to bribe my children as a means to an end. I saw an old lady laughing at my two year old covered head-to-toe in powdered doughnut at the grocery store the other day & I just smiled right back & said, “Don’t tell me you never did this!!!!” You do what you have to do to get through the day. Now, if you’ll excuse me…it’s Benadryl, I mean, dinner time!

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