I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
And neither is my dog, my neighbor, my husband, or our mail lady, though she might have had a sexual encounter with her once.
Larry Birkhead is the father.
It Is With Deep Sadness and Regret That I Announce
LOL
that’s a good one!
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You’re a nut LOL
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NO! Say it isn’t so!! It can’t be true! I won’t believe it … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Smart a$$! I saw the results earlier- glad it was Birkhead!
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Hilarious! In my next life, I’m going to be succinct. Sigh.
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::facepalm:: If that Larry dude is the daddy, then that means that I am not her dad, either.
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