Month: March 2011

Why We Are Celebrating Steak and BJ Day, and Why You Should Be Too

Steak and Blowjob Day…Have you heard of it?  Most people haven’t, and I suspect there is a vast conspiracy on the part of wives everywhere to keep it that way.

Everyone knows about Valentine’s Day; it’s the one day of the year men are pretty much required to go out of their way to do something special for the woman in their life. Depending on the tastes of the lady, there may be anything from a card to jewelry to a weekend away  involved, but probably 80% of the time, the woman will put out at the end of the night and consider her duty done with little else in the way of reciprocation. After all, even men will tell you, Valentine’s Day is ultimately a holiday for women.

There’s nothing wrong with that, but aren’t we the same generation who has been screaming for equality since we learned to speak? What’s fair about the man doing things to show his woman she is appreciated, but not getting a day of his own?

Thus Steak and BJ Day was born. Founded by radio dj Tom Birdsey in 2001, Steak and BJ Day is meant to be the male equivalent of Valentine’s Day, and is thus celebrated one month later on March 14th. While Valentine’s Day is the time for men to proclaim their love in a way that speaks to women in the language they prefer, March 14th is the day for women to do the same for that special man in their life. And the nice thing about men is the fact that they are so damn simple! No cards, no silly stuffed animals. A well-cooked steak and a quick hummer and you have yourself one very happy guy!

The only thing I can’t understand is why *wouldn’t* women everywhere be taking up the cause and making this a ‘real’ holiday in their own marriage the way Valentine’s Day is? Everything I’ve seen online about it is generally followed by a bunch of comments by women who treat it as a joke, declare it to be misogynistic, or basically say their husbands don’t deserve such treatment, after all, what did THEY get for Valentine’s Day?

I think one of them biggest keys to a happy marriage is always asking yourself, ‘what can I do to make my spouse happy?’. A satisfied man is a man who is going to look for ways to make his wife happy as well. A man who feels appreciated is a man who will be more likely to do those things we ask of them- repaint the living room, take the trash out without being asked, or even go see that sucky chick flick and take us out for that over-priced Valentine’s Day meal without complaint. Call it reciprocation, call it bribery, call it whatever you want- it works.

The best part of it all? It’s easy. No guesswork, no sweating over the details. Trust me ladies, this is just as simple as it sounds. Wish him a happy Steak and BJ Day, and explain it to him if he doesn’t already know. Tell him this is allll about him. Then fire up the grill, or head out to your favorite steakhouse if you are like me and less than grilling-inclined, and enjoy a fabulous meal together. He’s not eating alone, so hey, good times for all, right? Then take him home for that special dessert. A nice dinner together, then 15 minutes of your time is all it will take to make your man feel like a rock star. He’ll likely be the envy of his friends for months, because hey, how many other guys’ wives are doing this?

At the end of the day, you are making your man blissfully happy, while showing him how much you appreciate all those little things he does for you. They do it for us, and it’s about time we returned the favor.