When considering asking my boss for a raise, I’m not sure ‘remember to douche’ would be at the top of the to-do list. Or in the top 5. Or even the top 100.

6 Comments on I Didn’t Get a Raise Because I Forgot to Douche

  1. Kim @ Beautiful Wreck
    August 28, 2010 at 9:20 am (7 years ago)

    For real? FOR REAL?! WTF! The person who came up with this should be fired.

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  2. WigenOut
    August 28, 2010 at 11:11 am (7 years ago)

    WTF!!! That’s hilarious! I don’t think that would cross my mind during my evaluation. LOL

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  3. Louis Gray
    August 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm (7 years ago)

    What a complete and utter embarrassment. Failure all around. Way to go Summer’s Eve. All of a sudden, I don’t feel so fresh.

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  4. Jerseygirl89
    August 28, 2010 at 6:23 pm (7 years ago)

    Was this ad in Hooker’s Monthly? Prostitution Today? Porn Star Press? I’m pretty sure most other jobs don’t require a fresh-smelling hoo-ha.

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  5. Katie S
    September 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm (7 years ago)

    LOL. I saw this in my issue of Woman’s day and was simultaneously laughing, embarrassed, and appalled. Overall cleanliness is a good way to start in any job, for men or women. I bet in mens magazines they dont have an ad that says “dont forget to wash your c*ck, brah.”

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  6. The Big Blue Frog
    September 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm (7 years ago)

    I can’t count the number of times I’ve missed out on a lucrative new job, all because of that “not so fresh” feeling.

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