I was driving along on the way to preschool today, when on the radio they start talking about dogs, and mentioned something about dogs barking on command.
From the seat behind me, Damian asks my why they said that. I said I wasn’t sure, I thought they wanted to put a dog who knew how to bark on command on the radio for a contest. He asked if our dogs could go on the radio, I said no, they bark, but not on command.
He sat thinking for a moment, and then says to me “But mommy, I can burp on command, can I go??”.
And no, the 4 year old wasn’t joking. Frat parties, here he comes.