Overheard in a store-

Do you think this shirt will stretch to fit me?

Back away from the racks lady. Turn around and walk away slowly.

19 Comments on If You Have to Ask, The Answer is No.

  1. Mr Business Golf
    February 16, 2008 at 6:29 pm (10 years ago)

    I think I once overheard that said by some heifer shopping in the Size 2 section of Nordstrom’s Lingerie . Not sure why I was there…

  2. Mrs. Mustard
    February 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm (10 years ago)

    That was my sister! What the hell is she doing down in the States?

  3. VDog
    February 17, 2008 at 10:06 pm (10 years ago)


  4. Jamie E
    February 17, 2008 at 10:59 pm (10 years ago)


  5. Amanda
    February 18, 2008 at 10:00 am (10 years ago)

    Were you in OV?

  6. Amy
    February 18, 2008 at 2:14 pm (10 years ago)

    At one time in my life, i’m embarrassed to say, I would have been caught saying this 😀 I am reformed now though thank God

  7. Rosie
    February 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm (10 years ago)

    I have also overheard:

    Do you think I could shrink to fit this shirt?

    Again, the answer is NO – buy a bigger size or don’t buy it at all!

  8. shuey6
    February 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm (10 years ago)

    been there/worn that

  9. Jerseygirl89
    February 19, 2008 at 12:45 pm (10 years ago)

    I guess she has a different definition of “fit”.

  10. Worker Mommy
    February 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm (10 years ago)

    Ok now that’s just funny!

    but hey – using that logic does that mean when I ask if certain pants make my butt look big the answer is “no “Thank the lawd! I’ve always wondered about that 😉

  11. Natalie
    February 19, 2008 at 5:24 pm (10 years ago)


  12. Honeybell
    February 22, 2008 at 11:05 pm (10 years ago)

    Um, NO!



  13. April
    February 23, 2008 at 3:27 pm (10 years ago)

    One of my fave sites for stuff like this is Overheard Lines – it always makes me laugh!

    Blog Hoppin’,
    Balancing Hops

  14. HP
    March 1, 2008 at 7:03 pm (10 years ago)

    so true

    Blog hopping–HP

  15. Stacey @ Real World Mom
    March 1, 2008 at 11:13 pm (10 years ago)

    Good answer! LOL! Will it stretch? Gimme a break!

    Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin’! 🙂
    “Margarita Mom”

  16. Senora Patron
    March 1, 2008 at 11:52 pm (10 years ago)

    LMAO … I’ve seen so many of those ladies too!

    Senora Patron drinkin’ and bloggin’ on a Saturday night.

  17. Judi
    March 2, 2008 at 1:48 pm (10 years ago)

    bwahaha.. I can’t tell you how many people I see everyday that *should* have asked that question (and decided against it (or need a more honest friend!) )

    Madaise ~ Blog Hopper

  18. Cass
    March 10, 2008 at 7:14 am (10 years ago)

    This is hilarious. I’m so glad I stumbled upon your blog from a recommendation from Zoot this morning.

  19. Kelly
    March 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh, OK….so that’s NOT a good thing to say??


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