Due to a popular game of the same name, I get hits to my blog daily for people looking for things like ‘oblivion boobs’ or ‘marry in oblivion’. I can only guess people want their characters in this game to get married so they can then see the boobs? I feel it only right to tell those unfortunate souls the boob watching kinda goes out the window after marriage, sorry.

Today we hit an all new low in Oblivion search terms.

Oblivion hooker.

Guess who is the number one hit for that little phrase?
Who the hell tattled about my day job??? I was saving up for BlogHer dangit!


10 Comments on What Did I Ever Do to Them?

  1. Mammaloves
    August 20, 2007 at 3:54 pm (10 years ago)

    Ooooh! You’ll have to hold your own panel and give us all tips.

  2. JaniceNW
    August 20, 2007 at 4:29 pm (10 years ago)

    Marry in oblivian……….the possibilities of the meanings of this are endless! :roll:

  3. Mrs. Mustard
    August 20, 2007 at 8:00 pm (10 years ago)

    That makes my “areola through see through shirt” seem petty. Although, methinks your googlers and my googlers may be roommates.

  4. Elizabeth
    August 21, 2007 at 8:56 am (10 years ago)

    I have the most boring Googlers ever. I need to start writing more about boobs!

    I gave you an award on Table for Five, please stop by to see what it is!

  5. Christine
    August 21, 2007 at 1:46 pm (10 years ago)

    My googlers are all pervs. “watch me do this” and “watch me do that” and “do you want to watch me while I…” and well, you get the picture. It’s amazing what people actually want to watch.

  6. Heather
    August 21, 2007 at 7:32 pm (10 years ago)

    shaking boobs are all the rage over on the island.

  7. Worker Mommy
    August 21, 2007 at 10:13 pm (10 years ago)

    Right, because airfare and hotel are pretty expensive after all! I mean there are worse ways to get money for BlogHer.


  8. christina
    August 22, 2007 at 3:20 pm (10 years ago)

    oh I have the worst googlers of all time! I have posted some before but, I will do it again just for you! The nasty people on the internet. give your blog a bath!

  9. Dannie
    August 23, 2007 at 11:50 am (10 years ago)

    I am right up there with Elizabeth on her post, mine are boring too, unless of course you count the crazy brunette fetish guy. 😯 WOW!

  10. JamieE
    August 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm (10 years ago)

    Seriously, I just had to say I got a google hit of “who will spank me in Minnesota?”



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