4:30am..First child wakes up. Umm, no. Put him back to bed and pray he doesn’t wake his brother up.

5am….Must be too early for prayers, as first child went back to sleep, but second is up. He is the one who does not go back to sleep if he gets up after 5, so consider me up for the day. Grumble, snarl.

Turn on Sesame Street for the child, turn on laptop for myself. Discover all kinds of strangeness was out last night. These were too..I dunno, something to just approve, and decided they deserve their own post.

Exhibit A. Man truly contrite, man with a wife standing over him with a gun to his head, or woman out for revenge? You decide.

Author : tom (IP: , cpe-65-24-95-219.columbus.res.rr.com)
E-mail : tom_tab@yahoo.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
I must change the subject here. On May the 27th I commented here on the question of my spouse’s orgasms. It was wrong for me to comment for several reasons. One, the subject of my dear wife’s sexual life on this, or any, blog was acutely inappropriate. Secondly, I used a most hideous nickname, one that I had used 16 months ago when I cheated on her in an online relationship. To use that name again was more than wrong. The word “unconscionable” is defined as “brash, unprincipled, and conscienceless,” and that’s exactly what I was when commented on here. It was an unconscionable act and one I will try, over time, to rectify.
–Tom formerlypopsolo

Exhibit B and C. I call them “Proof as to why you should not smoke pot.” Apparently it makes your spelling, punctuation, and any other signs of a minimum 2nd grade education go flying right out the window.

Author : desire (IP: , cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com) E-mail : mistyb120@yahoo.com
URL : http://potheads.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
god made weed 😉 man made speed 👿 who do you truse 😎 😎

Author : desire (IP: , cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com) E-mail : mistyb120@yahoo.com
URL : http://potheads.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=
i got hit by a blunt

Since they posted twice 2 minutes apart I can only assume being so high made them pretty forgetful too.

Pretty weird shit to wake up to, but it sure takes away that “Hmm, what to blog about?” problem, doesn’t it?

18 Comments on This is Why I Drink Pepsi at 5am

  1. petite mom blog
    August 28, 2007 at 8:20 am (10 years ago)

    Hilarious! Comments like these make me feel a little less crazy every time. 🙂

  2. andi
    August 28, 2007 at 8:35 am (10 years ago)

    But I think the real question is “Who do YOU truse?”

  3. Valerie
    August 28, 2007 at 9:40 am (10 years ago)

    Oh my I am pretty sure it was a full moon last night. 😛

  4. Amanda
    August 28, 2007 at 11:44 am (10 years ago)

    Very interesting! I don’t think she had a gun to his head, more like a chef’s knife over his peen and a blender on standby!

  5. Heather
    August 28, 2007 at 11:47 am (10 years ago)

    😀 I love it… and so true. It’s a wonder we can function at all with the amount of sleep we get on a daily basis 😯
    Though it’s not pepsi for me, it’s coffee and I may as well hook myself up to an IV 😉

  6. Redneck Mommy
    August 28, 2007 at 11:58 am (10 years ago)

    Well the pot smokers looked like they were having fun. Can’t say the same about the creepy cheater though.

    It was a full moon.

    Does that help?

  7. Worker Mommy
    August 28, 2007 at 12:00 pm (10 years ago)

    With out a doubt I vote for wife with the gun to his head!

    Aah Pot smokers, always good for a giggle or two.

  8. Mimipz5wjj
    August 28, 2007 at 1:03 pm (10 years ago)

    LMAO! Poor Tom, you know his wife wrote that or MADE him write that!

  9. Major Bedhead
    August 28, 2007 at 1:52 pm (10 years ago)

    So, inquiring minds want to know – what did Tom call his wife?

    Man, people are strange.

  10. Shauna
    August 28, 2007 at 4:10 pm (10 years ago)

    Must’ve been the lunar eclipse…

  11. Serina
    August 28, 2007 at 9:29 pm (10 years ago)

    That is just freaking odd. I love Pepsi, but sleep is better.

  12. Zephra
    August 29, 2007 at 1:23 pm (10 years ago)

    Exhibit A: maybe he found God. That seems to be in fashion this season for those who got caught doing something they should not have.

  13. N
    August 30, 2007 at 9:59 am (10 years ago)

    Um… yowza! I commented on that same post about orgasms, but I don’t foresee having to publicly apologize for that. It’s pretty innocuous information, really… I’m thinking he had the gun to his head.

    The potheads? Good for a laugh… or a free meal sometimes.

  14. Cate
    August 31, 2007 at 7:32 am (10 years ago)

    Wow…was it a full moon???

  15. Mary
    August 31, 2007 at 12:54 pm (10 years ago)

    Exhibit A…. WOW. 😯 What a fruitcake.

  16. JayMonster
    September 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm (10 years ago)

    The second one was obviously a spam generator.

    The first, a poor soul, who I can only guess, just happened to post a comment on a blog his wife reads, or she is checking his Browser cache.

    I have been dealing with lousy sleep and night terrors since my daughter was 18 months old, and has not a single time in 7-1/2 years slept through the night, plus add in the fact that she is a “morning girl” , I know the pain of the early morning wake up.


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