In honor of the B.O.O.B.s podcast night, I am presenting you with the lines LEAST likely to get your woman all hot and bothered. Be warned!


“Why don’t you come over and kiss it good morning?”


“Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!”


“You want burritos for dinner? I got you a big burrito right here!”


“But it really is good for your skin!”


“I saw this move in a porno while you were out of town…”


So what’s a man to do to get some lovin?? Check out the B.O.O.B.s first 15 minute Tit Bit segment tonight at 8:30pm central on Blogtalk Radio!




9 Comments on Lines That Will NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed With You

  1. christina
    August 14, 2007 at 2:43 pm (10 years ago)

    hahahaha. I’ve heard one of those. Guess.

  2. Michele
    August 14, 2007 at 4:37 pm (10 years ago)

    “Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!” Oh God, my husband used this on me once. Note I said “once.”

  3. christina
    August 14, 2007 at 6:27 pm (10 years ago)

    Michele! Thats the one I’ve heard. Too bad I only give it to get it.

  4. Shauna
    August 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm (10 years ago)

    I’ve heard that burrito line before… And hot dogs, sausages, bananas. You’d think he’d get the idea after awhile. Men are dim.

  5. Mammaloves
    August 14, 2007 at 9:04 pm (10 years ago)

    Those lines don’t work on you?!

  6. J
    August 16, 2007 at 10:15 am (10 years ago)

    The one that gets me every time? “Honey, I finished all of the ironing…”

    If only they knew…

  7. bellevelma
    October 17, 2007 at 6:49 am (10 years ago)

    Okay. Now I have to go redo my make up since I cried it all off laughing so hard. Where do guys get this stuff? Out of a book somewhere? Was there really one guy that one of these lines worked for and he told two friends, and they told two friends…?


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