I am probably the only mommyblogger out there who hasn’t shared her weird search hits yet, so for lack of a better post tonight 😉
I wonder if they were looking to get a breast reduction also?
“how did sex just happened”
The usual story is he tripped and his penis just fell right into her. Either way he’s lying.
You got the wrong place buddy. I’m still pushing for a boob job. 😎
“lack of motivation 8 year old”
I’ve found taking away tv and games cures this pretty well.
” public exhibionist”
Crud, did I let the honeymoon story slip???? 😯
“my husband wants me to pee on him”
Like you don’t spend enough time cleaning up other people’s messes??
And my personal favorite…
” suburban oblivion”
Why? Because they search it every. single. day.
Wouldn’t it be easier just to bookmark it? ❓