I was miserable, and lay there in bed crying as I thought of the many ways he didn’t live up to my expectations, and why I should divorce him and move on.

Then I woke up happy, feeling great, other than that my period seems to be coming on AGAIN.

Fucking hormones. I swear sometimes I hate being a woman.

21 Comments on I Hated My Husband Last Night.

  1. Auburn Gal Always
    May 3, 2007 at 11:17 am (10 years ago)

    I’m still breastfeeding and unbelievably hormonal. At 14 wks postpartum, and still no period, I’m loving part of it, but the hair loss, weeping, emotional withdrawal and just-plain-hermity behavior, I’m wishing I’d just go on and bleed!

    sheesh! It DOES suck to be a woman. But NO WAY do I want to be a man!

  2. Csara
    May 3, 2007 at 11:24 am (10 years ago)

    I hear ya on those hormones! I have a mini freak out like that probably once a month or every few months.

  3. Jamie
    May 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh good, I’m not the only one…..

  4. Deborah
    May 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm (10 years ago)

    LOL! I have days like that a LOT! Too bad you can’t fantasize about divorcing your kids! 😉

  5. Toni
    May 3, 2007 at 12:37 pm (10 years ago)

    I totally understand.

  6. Shauna
    May 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm (10 years ago)

    Totally understand. But I wouldn’t want to be a man, either. I mean, balls. Ugh. Need I say more?

  7. Cakehead
    May 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm (10 years ago)

    Darn hormones! I’m already an over-emotional freakazoid; and the day before the good ole bitch makes her appearance I pretty much become a raving lunatic. Take some Midol, have too much chocolate, and do NOTHING productive today. You deserve it.

  8. Mommy Daisy
    May 3, 2007 at 1:01 pm (10 years ago)

    I feel your pain. I was very hormonal last weekend. I think I’ve had my moments this week too. I still haven’t started my period though, which is frustrating in itself.

  9. Wendy
    May 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh yeah..been there…thought that..

  10. wombat
    May 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm (10 years ago)

    hahah – i’ve been having the same kind of day – and i hate to say it but just seeing it in words made me laugh out loud in cubeville

  11. mcewen
    May 3, 2007 at 2:39 pm (10 years ago)

    Don’t worry, when breast feeding ends menopause is just around the corner.

  12. Cris
    May 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm (10 years ago)

    If you are like me you cry and think to yourself… “How am I supposed to run with 3 kids? Now I know why he got me pregnant so many times! Bastard!”

    And then I fall asleep

  13. Heather
    May 3, 2007 at 2:47 pm (10 years ago)

    Those hermens…I know!

    I’ve fantasized about divorcing my kids too. Though not to the extent in detail as I’ve fantasized about divorcing my hubby.

  14. Jackie
    May 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm (10 years ago)

    Gotta love the hormones!

  15. Kara
    May 3, 2007 at 6:21 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh man…been there. Crazy hormones.

  16. Tina
    May 3, 2007 at 7:49 pm (10 years ago)

    OMG that was hilarious.


  17. Buffy
    May 4, 2007 at 5:54 am (10 years ago)

    It’s really not fair, no?

  18. sherry
    May 4, 2007 at 8:38 am (10 years ago)

    I don’t know what you all are talking about. I am a complete angel, ALL THE TIME. Of course, my husband seems to bitch, moan & complain about my behavior a hell of a lot more towards the end of every month. What’s up with him?

  19. Marie
    May 7, 2007 at 11:32 pm (10 years ago)

    Twice a month I secretly wish that my husband would have an affair so I could kick him to the curb.

  20. Mitch McDad
    May 9, 2007 at 9:00 am (10 years ago)

    First timer. This is the perfect blog post. Concise and yet fully descriptive. Can’t you gals learn to deal with it after, I don’t know, 10 or 20 years of getting your little friend? I only ask you this because you can’t smack me like my wife can.

    The crazy part is…we can’t live without you. Ah the insanity.

  21. Jacob B
    November 18, 2008 at 9:56 am (9 years ago)

    You know, I hear the horror stories all the time about the monthly visitor, but I have yet to be on the wrong end of a bad one. I swear I would never know when my wife has one if it wasn’t for the end of sex for a few days. Does this mean that she is secretly hating me for a few days every month?


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