To the poor sap who clicked on my blog while doing a search for “big right up views of boobs”. Clearly you will not be finding those here.

My barely-B-cups wish you the best, and apologize for being so camera shy. They don’t do closeups.

13 Comments on I Feel the Need to Apologize

  1. Toni
    May 19, 2007 at 6:46 am (10 years ago)

    *snort* attracting the pervs, eh?

  2. Sara
    May 19, 2007 at 6:54 am (10 years ago)

    I seem to be good at it! Yet another talent to add to my repertoire! 😉

  3. Cate
    May 19, 2007 at 7:01 am (10 years ago)

    That’s hilarious!

  4. Deborah
    May 19, 2007 at 7:34 am (10 years ago)

    Thats hysterical… wow!

  5. MamaLee
    May 19, 2007 at 8:11 am (10 years ago)

    I think there was supposed to be a link there to MY boobs. But I’ll give you some of mine, if you’d like. My mom always taught me that it is nice to SHARE!

  6. Smiling Mom
    May 19, 2007 at 8:54 am (10 years ago)

    I’m right there with you sister! I bought all new bras a few months ago, just about 1 month before nursing was done. They were nearly b’s… Now those bras are now too big for me. I’m having a hard time going back and buying the A cup… Last time I did that was when I was 15. I’ve come full circle.

    Funny post!

  7. JamieE
    May 19, 2007 at 12:07 pm (10 years ago)

    How does one check that?

  8. Tulipmom
    May 19, 2007 at 1:10 pm (10 years ago)

    I’m with MamaLee …. I’d be more than happy to share .. with you and a few others, for that matter. Ugh.

  9. Julie
    May 19, 2007 at 2:04 pm (10 years ago)

    LOL…I get freaky weird search visitors too. I think they are usually disappointed. One time I sarcastically mentioned something like “wild monkey sex” and the google traffic went wild. Sometimes, I worry about my fellow humans. LOL

    Your post below? Oh what a chuckle. How many times I could write that letter…

  10. shelly
    May 19, 2007 at 5:04 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh, sometimes I feel like there’s something on my leg and when I go to brush it off I realize. It’s my boob. Just hangin’ low, actin’ cool. So, I relate to your boob post. Sadly, no perverts ever visit my blog (sniff-sniff).

    — Shelly

  11. One Tough Momma
    May 21, 2007 at 6:17 am (10 years ago)

    Yeah, I got one who googled “pee under the seat” EEW.

  12. brandy
    May 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm (10 years ago)

    I recently wrote a whole post on the weird/sad search words that came up. I think “how to kiss” and “pictures of armpits” where the two standouts.

  13. Homemom3
    May 23, 2007 at 11:09 am (10 years ago)

    it’s weird the things they come up with to find our sites.


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