I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

And neither is my dog, my neighbor, my husband, or our mail lady, though she might have had a sexual encounter with her once.

Larry Birkhead is the father.

6 Comments on It Is With Deep Sadness and Regret That I Announce

  1. Jia
    April 10, 2007 at 6:52 pm (11 years ago)

    You’re a nut LOL

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  2. Michelle
    April 10, 2007 at 7:37 pm (11 years ago)

    NO! Say it isn’t so!! It can’t be true! I won’t believe it … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  3. Toni
    April 10, 2007 at 7:45 pm (11 years ago)

    Smart a$$! I saw the results earlier- glad it was Birkhead!

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  4. kellypea
    April 10, 2007 at 7:52 pm (11 years ago)

    Hilarious! In my next life, I’m going to be succinct. Sigh.

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  5. Belle
    April 10, 2007 at 8:02 pm (11 years ago)

    ::facepalm:: If that Larry dude is the daddy, then that means that I am not her dad, either.

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