But he’s not. And she’s not. So I don’t.

So pardon my French here, but what the f*ck goes through a 3 1/2 year old boy’s mind when he decides to whip it out and pee on his sisters leg?????

Who do I call for help on this, Dr. Phil or the Dog Whisperer????

33 Comments on If He Were a Dog, and She Were a Hydrant, I Would Totally Get It

  1. AbsolutelyBananas
    April 18, 2007 at 7:05 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL… love the title on this one. Someone save me from little boys and their penises… it’s a scary, scary thing.

  2. Toni
    April 18, 2007 at 7:09 pm (11 years ago)

    Oh no he did not!!! I would tell him if he EVER does that agin, you are gonna cut it off!

    Remember- you must always follow through!

  3. Jennifer
    April 18, 2007 at 7:15 pm (11 years ago)

    Oh my. Oh my.

  4. Csara
    April 18, 2007 at 7:43 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL!! That is hilarious. I’m so glad I found your blog. I’m sure I have a lot of entertainment in store for myself. 🙂

  5. amanda
    April 18, 2007 at 8:07 pm (11 years ago)

    O.M.G. Ive always said that boys are nasty.. that just proves it!!

  6. Natalie
    April 18, 2007 at 8:07 pm (11 years ago)

    Oh my goodness. Sorry to have laugh at your expense, erm, your daughter’s expense, but that was pretty darned funny.

  7. Heather
    April 18, 2007 at 8:10 pm (11 years ago)

    At least it was her leg. My BIL peed on my husband’s head when they were little. ICK!

  8. Kerry
    April 18, 2007 at 8:24 pm (11 years ago)

    Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

  9. jj
    April 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm (11 years ago)

    too funny! i have two mischievous boys. can totally relate.

  10. Rhonda
    April 18, 2007 at 8:56 pm (11 years ago)

    hahaha I can’t help but laugh. Boys are so wonderful

  11. Cindy
    April 18, 2007 at 9:15 pm (11 years ago)

    OMG! I can’t imagine, roflmao!

    What in the world did G do when this happened???

  12. Sara
    April 18, 2007 at 9:18 pm (11 years ago)

    Cindy, She screamed and ran in the house yelling that her brother just peed on her leg.

    I stood there gaping like a moron going “What? He what??”

    Only in my house.

  13. Val
    April 18, 2007 at 9:43 pm (11 years ago)

    Wow guess I get to avoid that scenario with my girl. Poor G what an experience!

  14. Erin
    April 18, 2007 at 9:46 pm (11 years ago)

    OMG…funniest thing I’ve read in a while! Love those boys!!

  15. Deborah
    April 19, 2007 at 3:33 am (11 years ago)

    Um yeah… again… glad I have girls! 😉 Course I did have to deal with them styling each others hair with the toilet brush! *SIGH*

  16. Annie
    April 19, 2007 at 5:34 am (11 years ago)

    LOL! My son is only 6 months, but he is tortured frequently and sometimes painfully by his big sister – he needs to know how to get his own back one day – ya think I should tip him off on this technique? 🙂

  17. Robyn
    April 19, 2007 at 5:42 am (11 years ago)

    That one’s hard to top!

  18. Jennifer
    April 19, 2007 at 5:55 am (11 years ago)

    Gee… yet another boy thing I get to look forward to????

  19. Tulipmom
    April 19, 2007 at 6:02 am (11 years ago)

    This is too funny!

  20. Heather
    April 19, 2007 at 6:10 am (11 years ago)

    I’m gonna guess she pissed him off about something?

  21. Christy
    April 19, 2007 at 6:36 am (11 years ago)

    Ryan has peed on Kyle and his friend before. It’s just something to do for attention I figured. They didn’t want to play with him, so he pissed on them, lol.

  22. Mommy Daisy
    April 19, 2007 at 7:00 am (11 years ago)

    Oh man. So, this is what I have to look forward to having a boy, huh? I have no experience with boys, and of course that’s what I had first. I love my son, but I don’t look forward to these situations.

  23. Kara
    April 19, 2007 at 7:15 am (11 years ago)

    wow. I have no words at all….

  24. moodswingingmommy
    April 19, 2007 at 7:52 am (11 years ago)

    Oh my God, I have that to look forward to? Poor Baby C!

  25. Cris
    April 19, 2007 at 8:04 am (11 years ago)

    That is normal… you are right on track with raising well-balanced children. I know this because once when my oldest was just 5 and her brother was 2, she pee’d in a cup in the shower and tried to get him to DRINK IT!!! This still haunts me to this day for many reasons. #1 what kind of mother leaves the bathroom when a 5 year old and a 2 year old are bathing–but my beer was dry and I needed another. #2 what if he had drank it? How would I explain that to poison control or to the ER Doc who already knew my children by name? Thankfully I walked in just at the right moment and did the “DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! YOU COULD KILL YOUR BROTHER!” remark. She is fine… well balanced and intelligent. I wouldn’t turn my back on her if she were really angry with me, but other than that… she is completely normal. My son on the other hand will run screaming when anyone offers him lemonaid.

  26. Dana
    April 19, 2007 at 9:15 am (11 years ago)

    She hadn’t just been stung by a jelly fish, had she? Remember that episode of Friends?

  27. Jia
    April 19, 2007 at 10:11 am (11 years ago)

    I . . . can’t . . . . breathe!!

  28. crunchy carpets
    April 19, 2007 at 12:09 pm (11 years ago)

    weeeel the same thing that goes through a 4.5 year old who pees on his table in his bedroom and his box of trucks!

  29. Shauna
    April 19, 2007 at 1:00 pm (11 years ago)

    I’m laughing so hard that I’m now convinced it’s going to happen to me. But in my case, Nicholas will pee on Elise’s head, just like Heather’s BIL.

  30. Angie @ Many Little Blessings
    April 20, 2007 at 11:36 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL — like Dana, I totally thought of the Friends episode with the Jellyfish sting when Chandler had to pee on Monica.

  31. DigitalRich
    April 23, 2007 at 6:33 am (11 years ago)

    Thank you for participating in the Carnival of Family Life 51st edition! It’s up and running at DigitalRich Daily.


  32. Lill
    April 23, 2007 at 12:48 pm (11 years ago)

    That is so typical. I guess maybe it’s like drawing on your sister’s leg or writing on a wall? Got it, why not use it on something? Good thing it wasn’t my daughter. That leg would have whacked him where it hurts and THEN she’d come crying to tell me. Kids are so neat, even when they’re driving us crazy with the things they do.
    I found you through the Carnival of Family Life #51.



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