Kenmore super capacity dryer- $359

Tide Simple Pleasures detergent in Lavender and Vanilla- $5.99

Tide Simple Pleasures fabric softener in Lavender and Vanilla- $4.39

Bubbles to keep kids busy while mom does laundry- $1.29

Library book to read while waiting on clothes to dry- $0

Realizing you accidentally threw your water bra in the wash and it is now completely flat(as will be your chest)- PRICELESS

24 Comments on I’d Like to Thank Kenmore Appliances For My Unanticipated Breast Reduction

  1. Dana
    April 16, 2007 at 3:21 pm (11 years ago)

    1. Ouch. Those things are expensive.

    2. Where in the world do you find Tide for $5.99?

  2. Sara
    April 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL..On sale at SuperTarget!!

  3. Toni
    April 16, 2007 at 3:48 pm (11 years ago)

    Haha! Funny, I was think you pay $5.99- what a rip off! I guess shopping on base is a perk!

  4. Angie
    April 16, 2007 at 5:40 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL — even my husband laughed about this! 😉

  5. Shauna
    April 16, 2007 at 6:20 pm (11 years ago)


  6. Cate
    April 16, 2007 at 6:41 pm (11 years ago)

    My condolences for your loss!

  7. Jennifer
    April 17, 2007 at 6:19 am (11 years ago)

    Is it mean for me to say that I don’t need a water bra?

    Well, I am 35 1/2 weeks pregnant…maybe that’s why!

    Sorry for your loss.

  8. Cris
    April 17, 2007 at 6:33 am (11 years ago)

    I have friends who wear water bras. I have large voluptuous breasts that are real and fabulous… or at least that is what I keep telling myself, having nursed 3-going on 4 babies. What I wouldn’t give for a little perk me up!

  9. Heather
    April 17, 2007 at 6:42 am (11 years ago)

    I could be wrong, but I *think* this particular blog could qualify as a list Sara. It looks like a list. It reads like a list. I believe it’s a list!

    Welcome to the Dark Side! Let’s have a dark side water bra shopping trip! We can make a list of the stores we want to shop, color bras to look for…..


  10. Sara
    April 17, 2007 at 6:44 am (11 years ago)

    Omg no!!! The aliens have gotten to me, I’m making lists!!! 😛

  11. Tiffany
    April 17, 2007 at 6:45 am (11 years ago)

    Ohh my I am so sorry, my friend’s mm washed her water bra when we were in high school. She didn’t even relize her daughter had on. When my friend fliped out about it her mom was like where in hell did you get that. lol

  12. Lainey-Paney
    April 17, 2007 at 7:25 am (11 years ago)

    shhh…dont tell…but I’m a big fan of the water bra too!

  13. Aldara
    April 17, 2007 at 10:01 am (11 years ago)

    Sorry about the bra lol!

  14. Redneck Mommy
    April 17, 2007 at 10:06 am (11 years ago)

    I feel your pain.

    And your loss.

    My sagging A-cups even winced a little for you.

  15. Mrs Mogul
    April 17, 2007 at 2:43 pm (11 years ago)

    Because the dryer shrinks all my clothes I constantly have to lose weight!

  16. Joy
    April 17, 2007 at 3:00 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL I know it’s not funny to lose a water bra, but your bog brightened my day! Thanks!

  17. kerry
    April 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm (11 years ago)

    OH MY! Loved this post!!! I wore a water bra for my wedding… my husband was already down with my “false advertising!” I left the water bra down stairs and asked her to fetch it for me… her, “wow – this is some bra” (2 hours before I walked down the isle) will be with me forever! For good or for bad!

  18. Tulipmom
    April 17, 2007 at 6:41 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL. I keep picturing that scene from Will and Grace. Remember that? Sorry to hear about your loss. I wish I needed a water bra. I definitely could use a reduction, but that will never happen.

  19. O Mama Mia
    April 17, 2007 at 6:52 pm (11 years ago)

    Oh the horror of your losses1 I will silently grieve for you! 😉

  20. Danielle
    April 17, 2007 at 6:57 pm (11 years ago)

    I have never even heard of a water bra. I guess that because I have boobs in too big and constant backsize, will get reduced or chopped off after next child size boobs. I don’t know which would be better.

    I am sorry about your bra. I know how important mine are to me.

  21. Erin
    April 17, 2007 at 10:00 pm (11 years ago)

    Teehee…that sucks!
    I’m thinking that I want to try the water bra, it sounds very…uplifting!


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