I may or may not have had a bowl of cereal for breakfast, and then inwardly cursed when I was hungry again an hour later. Damn carbs!
I may or may not have taken 3 children grocery shopping, and cursed out loud when two of them tried to kill each other in the cart.
I may or may not have skipped lunch and just chugged a Coke, because the non-napping 3 year old was making it impossible to get the groceries put away, let alone make myself a meal.
I may or may not have talked on the phone with a friend for over an hour when I really should have been doing housework.
I may or may not have gritted my teeth and smiled when hubby tells me he spent $60 today on his lunch break without discussing it with me first. I may or may not have called him a dumbass in my head as he told me this.
I may or may not have spent more time than I care to yelling at my boys today as they whined and screamed and colored on furniture and done umteenfuckingmillion other things that got on my nerves.
I may or may not have let hubby think he’s getting some tonight. I may or may not actually do it.
So did all these things happen? Maybe. Maybe not.
Confession may be good for the soul, but some days are just beyond redemption. 😉