(Responce to blog challenge, courtesy of Playgroups are No Place For Children.)

Real moms know the value of a good bottle of perfume to mask the smell of eau de baby vomit, as well as the importance of keeping baby wipes on the bathroom counter in leu of actually washing her face.

Forget Victoria’s Secret, real moms know a sexy pair of heels can totally take the place of $100 nighties.

Real moms know how to make a romantic meal out of 3 day old leftovers, a birthday candle, and a box of toothpicks.

Real moms now how to make their men feel like men, right before we remind them for the 20th time to take the trash out.

Real Moms. Making the impossible, possible, and making it look damn good in the process!

1 Comment on Real Moms

  1. Heather
    March 14, 2007 at 11:30 am (11 years ago)

    How about this one….

    Real Moms fart in front of their husbands.

    bwahahahaha

    Reply

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