My 3 1/2 year old just ran into the living room with no pants on and tells me quite proudly, “Look mommy, my pee-pee is standing up!”

Son, there are just some things mommy doesn’t need to know. This would be one of them.

14 Comments on I So Could Have Lived Without Hearing That

  1. Robyn
    March 21, 2007 at 11:48 am (11 years ago)

    Ah, the joys of boys!

  2. Sarah (In the Trenches of Mommyhood)
    March 21, 2007 at 12:15 pm (11 years ago)

    Mine have been known to declare, “Momma, my pee-pee’s long right now…” Ok, son, we’ll wait until it gets back to being “short”, I guess….

  3. Angelika
    March 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm (11 years ago)

    LOL! Well it was new to him. 🙂

  4. Jennifer
    March 21, 2007 at 12:58 pm (11 years ago)

    Aaaah! My ears are bleeding, my ears are bleeding. Help!

  5. Her Bad Mother
    March 21, 2007 at 2:51 pm (11 years ago)

    Does it make me a complete wuss to say that this makes me think that I could NOT handle a boy?

  6. sara - The Estrogen Files
    March 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm (11 years ago)

    Yes, well, it’s a total phenom, you know. I’ve heard some little boy say “There’s something wrong with it!” (no, not mine) and my own son is fascinated with himself.

  7. Diane
    March 21, 2007 at 6:08 pm (11 years ago)

    LMAO!! I was HORRIFIED when I awoke my several month old son up and “it” was at attention. Jeremy just laughed at me 🙂

  8. problem girl
    March 21, 2007 at 8:35 pm (11 years ago)

    My son once yelled to me (very loudly) in a (very busy) public restroom “I can’t pee right now because my penis is poking up in the air!” He was about 4 at the time. Kids are an edventure.

  9. Heather
    March 21, 2007 at 8:43 pm (11 years ago)

    You should have put on a song & dance routine, yk.

  10. Angela
    March 21, 2007 at 9:28 pm (11 years ago)

    That is hilarious. I’ve changed a diaper in the middle of the night to find a surprise like that waiting for me. I was pretty shocked the first time.

    At least it is not like my nephew, who would proudly walk out in front of guests to display it!

  11. Steph
    March 22, 2007 at 7:10 am (11 years ago)

    Yep. BTDT one LOL
    Corey told me it was broken once. “Mom! It’s sticking up and I can’t make it go back!!”
    Poor kid was worried that he’d broken it. lmbo

  12. slackermommy
    March 23, 2007 at 8:31 pm (11 years ago)

    Too funny! My little guy tells me his penis feels tickly.
    Hey, thanks for your support on my latest post.

  13. Maria P.
    March 29, 2007 at 11:38 pm (11 years ago)

    yeah when my son realized he could pee standing up like daddy we had this whole big thing to go through that. So much fun cleaning up the pee.***


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