Female employee needed, age 18+. No experience necessary, will train. Must be willing to work 18 hour days, and be on call 7 days a week. Nights and weekends are expected, not optional. Must learn to perform at least 3 tasks at once at any given time, and take demands from multiple customers simutaniously. There will be no pay, no bonuses, no raises, and no guarantee of health insurance. There is also no vacation or sick leave.
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