Without going into too much detail, AF started to make her appearance last week, then mysteriously dissapeared. 5 days later, all signs of her coming vanished without a trace.

$8 and a a negative pregnancy test later(hey, vasectomies do fail!), I counted my blessings and figured for once I got lucky and am skipping this one. She visits every 3 weeks, so I am due for a break right?

Note to self, do not wear white pants when AF is MIA. Ever.

Second note to self, keep a box of tampons in the car. Would have saved self a LOT of panic and embarassment today.

Nuff said.

3 Comments on AF Went AWOL, Then Found.

  1. Jennifer
    August 29, 2006 at 2:35 pm (11 years ago)

    I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t laugh! It’s happened to all of us. Maybe the note to self should be “NO WHITE PANTS, EVER, EVER, EVER!!

  2. Melanie
    August 29, 2006 at 5:55 pm (11 years ago)

    Well the bitch finally decided to show up huh!? Gosh that sucks! Just when you think your getting a break, she sneaks in! Sorry!

  3. Melanie
    August 29, 2006 at 5:57 pm (11 years ago)

    Oh yeah… I forgot to add that I too have purchased the $8 pg tests after Mike’s vas. You never know. And if anyone is going to be in the 1% that fails… it will be me!


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